Tie out all 3 ponies to new grass – CHECK–
Try to outsmart a very smart little boer goat and end up chasing him for 20 minutes-CHECK–
Manage to corral his sister using a fishing net-CHECK– (woot, yay me!) –
Make sure ponies aren’t spooked by dogs running up and down the road behind them Following a 4-wheeler- CHECK! –
Got the donkeys their hay so they would stop making noises akin to the blast horn on a freighter- CHECK –
Threaten to make one of those “real cat hair” dolls from Korea out of the Siamese cat if he puts his claws in my legs one more time- CHECK–
Sit among these pine trees on this beautiful day with my dog napping just off to my left, watching those ponies graze, and all quiet, No one could write a check for that much.